RedHeadEmma

welcomebackronberto:

How to successfully seduce someone:
Step 1.  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

winchesterprayers:

today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because

swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui dans le sac

shh-im-in-my-mindpalace:

empathzu:

ashbensos:

my thoughts and prayers goes out to you americans who have never tasted kinder eggs

wait there are mean eggs

you poor soul

Reblog if you have an imaginary life inside your head

hundred and hundreds of AUs

thousands actually

MILLIONS

(Source: 7bottles)

am i the only one that yells “NO” when i drop my food

(Source: fueledbysmosh)

megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

*has emotional breakdown choosing what to eat at a restaurant*

(Source: amoying)